#zombees
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #zombees from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #zombees
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-11 19:07 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-11 19:07 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-11 19:07 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~1944 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (2)
Avg boosts / post: 3
Top of the latest posts
Zombees fink dey cleber But dey not get past me I fite dem til dey dedded Or dey so skared dey flee Zombees, I is waching Yor badness will not pass I noe ware yoo is hiding Yor smellyer den bum! #CheddarPoetry #Zombees #IDedDemAll #DeySmell
On da hunt For zombee skum I finds dere stink I bites dere bum I chase dem out Dey run in fear Cuz dey now noe Dat Cheddy's heer #CheddarPoetry #Zombees #IFindsDemAll #IDedsDemAll #IKeepEberybuddySafe #RAWRRR!!!
#zombees across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #zombees straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/zombees