#whycantwehavenicethings
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #whycantwehavenicethings from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-15 10:14 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-15 10:14 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #whycantwehavenicethings.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-15 10:14 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 21 public posts (spanning ~31716 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00
Languages: English (20) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.5
Top of the latest posts
Well… that escalated quickly 😅 Posted a little take on Samsung putting ads on fridges. Now the LinkedIn post is blowing up with 150+ comments and counting. Apparently I’m not the only one tired of tech going backwards. 📎 https://www.linke
I can complain that the trains in the US are too slow and infrequent. But I can't complain about the view. #trains #PNW #whycantwehavenicethings
Losing Lyumjev: how the system failed patients As various presentations of Lyumjev are withdrawn across Europe, we take a deep dive into what lies behind the commercial reasons that Lilly has stated. https://www.diabettech.com/losing-lyumje
#whycantwehavenicethings across platforms
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