#SphericalCows
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #SphericalCows from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-22 20:30 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-22 20:30 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #sphericalcows.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-22 20:30 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~28017 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (4)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
#SphericalCows are a source of satirical mirth, but tbh, if we were to replace a hit-list of the world's nastiest most rotten "leaders" each with a SC, i reckon we'd be in a much better condition. Let's doooo eeeeeet! #politics #whimsy
@dramypsyd The specialist they interviewed said that it is "extremely rare" and that he's never seen a tree explode. And as I was writing the above I wish that the Mythbusters were still a thing. They could put the myth to the test. I wonde
Your Autistic Life :headache:@yourautisticlife@mast.yourautisticlife.com♥ 0↻ 02026-01-22 21:48 UTCView post →The Spherical Cows of Programming https://programmingsimplicity.substack.com/p/the-spherical-cows-of-programming #HackerNews #SphericalCows #Programming #Simplified #SoftwareDevelopment #TechHumor
#sphericalcows across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #sphericalcows straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/sphericalcows