#smokealarmssuck
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #smokealarmssuck from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-21 12:01 UTCNo measured public usage for #smokealarmssuck in the last 7 days. That is a real result, and a good one to know: this hashtag is wide open right now. We show a dash before we ever show a made-up number. Browse the trending index for tags with live measurements.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-21 12:01 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #smokealarmssuck.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-21 12:01 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 1 public posts.
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Two thirty in the morning the fscking smoke alarm starts up with the "beep" every 37 seconds. (Why 37? Why not 36? Who thought 37 was the way to go?) The Sony noise cancelling headphones and the blues playlist swamped the "beep," but I was
#smokealarmssuck across platforms
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