#SLAPCHOP
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #SLAPCHOP from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-13 04:47 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-13 04:47 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-13 04:47 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~25624 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 23:00
Languages: English (38) · Basque (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.4
Top of the latest posts
Pretty happy with this molten effect on the sword, makes no sense but tickles the rule'o'cool centres of my brain Test model for what I'm calling my Iron Sally's scheme, true metallic / contrast #slapchop basically. Lesson learned: less is
Got to go to #historicon this weekend. Really fantastic convention with a focus on historical wargames but also has some fantastical stuff. There was an entire booth selling #ironwindmetals battletech stuff, and I found my new best friend,
I am now all caught up on #relicblade. Weather should be good on Monday for laquering my top secret project. After that, next up is a troll for under my bridge. He needs a bit of green stuff before I can move forward. After that, I have a b
What “slapchop” means
WikipediaOffer Vince Shlomi, also known as Vince Offer, is an American infomercial pitchman, screenwriter, actor, and director. He is best known for infomercials for his own products including "ShamWow!", an absorbent towel; the "Slap Chop", a kitchen utensil; a lint roller called the "Schticky"; a liquid cleaner called "InVinceable"; and another kitchen utensil called "Crank Chop". Offer's first major work was the 1999 comedy film The Underground Comedy Movie. He ran for Congress in 2026, unsuccessfully
“Vince Offer” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#slapchop across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/slapchop