#safetyfail
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #safetyfail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-15 04:41 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-15 04:41 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-15 04:41 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 5 public posts (spanning ~22579 hours).
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Languages: English (5)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
Ah, yes, because nothing screams "safety" like a DIY helicopter project by someone who probably struggles with IKEA furniture assembly. 🚁✨ It's like watching a toddler juggle chainsaws: impressive, yet guaranteed to end in tears... or laws
"Tesla’s driver-assistance features can steer, brake and navigate a vehicle, but drivers are supposed to be ready to take over at any moment." Funny how no one ever talks about driver reaction time as a real weakness in this protocol. And t
Some TikToker decided to demonstrate the pinch safety system on #Cybertruck automatic trunk closer. It did not work. Really wish I hadn’t watched that just a warning to everyone. #SafetyFail
#safetyfail across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #safetyfail straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/safetyfail