#noobs
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #noobs from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #noobs
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-08 22:39 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-08 22:39 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-08 22:39 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~33482 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 17:00
Languages: English (33) · French (3) · German (2) · Spanish (2)
Avg boosts / post: 8.7
Top of the latest posts
Mastodon was UNDER a million members when Elron the lumpy bought twitter. Last week it reached 10 million. Today it is Eleven Million. Mastodon is growing faster than a million and a half a month at the moment. Should pass twitter before fa
Dear noobs! I get that you were blown away by r/unixporn - but nothing good is going to come to you by doing: ./install.sh with some random guys dotfiles which you cloned to your own system. Take your time, and learn the ways of Kung fu. #l
There are a lot of advice posts on following great people on #Mastodon but very few on GETTING FOLLOWERS The best advice is to curate your bio garden. Make it rich with your interests, roiling with evidence you aren't AI Do not leave it emp
What “noobs” means
Wiktionary · Wikipedianoobs/njuːbz/
- noun(often pejorative) A newb or newbie; refers to the idea that someone is new to a game, concept, or idea; implying a lack of experience. Also, in some areas the word noob can mean someone is obsessed with things.
Newbie is a slang term for a novice, newcomer, or somebody inexperienced in a given profession or activity. In particular, it may refer to a new user of computers, and often concerns Internet activity, such as online gaming or Linux use.
“Newbie” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#noobs across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #noobs straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/noobs