#newshumor
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #newshumor from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #newshumor
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-15 12:46 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-15 12:46 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #newshumor.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-15 12:46 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 12 public posts (spanning ~14105 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00
Languages: English (12)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
🚢💥 Oh look, it's an article about a container ship sinking, but all you'll find here is an exclusive "Access Denied" party! 🎉 Because who needs actual news when you can bask in the glow of error codes and forbidden URLs? 🙄🔒 https://www
Ah, the quintessential guide to surviving a sweltering summer: rely on an e-paper weatherman to deliver both your daily forecast and the latest news! 🤦♂️ Because who needs credible sources when you can just watch your humidity rise while
😆🤣 Oh no, say it ain't so! 🛑 Amazon's beloved platform for paying pennies for tasks no one wants to do is shutting down... in three years! 📅 Better start preparing now for the end of the micro-tasking era, folks. 😂 https://www.mturk.co
#newshumor across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #newshumor straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/newshumor