#narf

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #narf from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
32
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 32
0.2
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 32
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-13 12:42 UTC
0
10-07
0
10-08
0
10-09
0
10-10
0
10-11
0
10-12
0
10-13

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-13 12:42 UTC
#NarfDeCrotteDeGrumf
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#narfe
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#etMerdeEncoreUnEtMouarfDeNarf
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#narfello
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#narfinbarforsvann
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-13 12:42 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 32 public posts (spanning ~46636 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: German (14) · English (12) · French (3) · American English (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0.4

Top of the latest posts

  • wo fing das an und wann? was hat mich irritiert? was hat dich bloss so ruiniert? #narf

    grmbl@spAEng@chaos.social♥ 4↻ 02023-07-20 16:00 UTCView post →

  • Random Makeup Rant: Warum gibt's irgendwie kein Konturpuder mehr, sondern nur diese blöden cremigen Sticks? 😡 Und ich brauche auch keine Kombi mit Highlighter. #narf

    Nicole ‘dyfa’ Britz@dyfustic@muenchen.social♥ 2↻ 02026-01-01 20:13 UTCView post →

  • Krass, ich verwende immer noch relativ häufig das Wort #narf oder #gnarf Ich habe wohl in den 90ern zu häufig #PinkyAndTheBrain geschaut...

    Hegel@hegel@swiss.social♥ 1↻ 02026-01-15 08:44 UTCView post →

#narf across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #narf straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/narf