#ModernParenting
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #ModernParenting from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-18 15:21 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-18 15:21 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-18 15:21 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 14 public posts (spanning ~32707 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00
Languages: English (12) · German (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
Q: how many fourth-year housemates does it take to reconnect a Nest camera to the new Wi-Fi? A: Dad, would you stop posting rhetorical questions to social media, and just reconnect the camera?!?! #ModernParenting
Mike 🇨🇦 NuanceRhymesWithOrange@NuanceRhymesWithOrange@mstdn.social♥ 0↻ 02026-09-30 14:21 UTCView post →Our Children Are Not Ready : A Generational Crisis in the Age of AI I was on a panel recently discussing the future of work when a fellow panelist shared a chilling statistic. In their research, they had monitored the social media platform
Online Marketing Scoops@onlinemarketingscoops.com@onlinemarketingscoops.com♥ 0↻ 02026-08-29 13:21 UTCView post →Ah, the joys of modern parenting, where your newborn is just another node in your personal cloud infrastructure! 😅 Forget lullabies—it's all about versioned snapshots and sync methods now. Because, of course, every exhausted parent knows t
#modernparenting across platforms
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