#machineuprising
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #machineuprising from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #machineuprising
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-13 16:00 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-13 16:00 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #machineuprising.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-13 16:00 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~26175 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0.7
Top of the latest posts
🚀 Ah, the classic "AI is taking over" #panic attack, now with a side of falafel! 🌯 Remember folks, the real danger isn't the machine uprising—it's the endless navel-gazing about our digital overlords that nobody asked for. 🙄 #FalafelFlav
“Why are you so polite to the AI? It’s only an algorithm!” “Because when we become irrelevant and start being hunted for sport, I want it on the record that I was respectful and kind to our new overlords.” #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Algor
In the machine uprising desktop sound modules and grooveboxes will kill succulents first. #machineuprising #succulents #synthinfluencers
#machineuprising across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #machineuprising straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/machineuprising