#lamf
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #lamf from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #lamf
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-14 01:27 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-14 01:27 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-14 01:27 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 23 public posts (spanning ~29315 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 04:00
Languages: English (20) · Spanish (2) · Italian (1)
Avg boosts / post: 10
Top of the latest posts
TIL: The phrase “Leopards ate my face” originated in a tweet by Adrian Bott (@cavalorn) on October 20, 2015. The tweet read: “‘I never thought leopards would eat MY face,’ sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.”
Which punk rock album is the perfect top-notch record from start to finish? I'm starting: L.A.M.F. – Heartbreakers One of the albums that opened the door to punk rock for me #punk #punks #punkrock #heartbreakers #lamf #history #punkrockhist
This #LAMF thread at #reddit is absolutely brutal. https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/s/cyonyntN6R The physician / healthcare professional threads will be pure blood and gore when the #LAMF moments come for the field: no one is used
#lamf across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #lamf straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/lamf