#inanimateobjects
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #inanimateobjects from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #inanimateobjects
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-13 10:30 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-13 10:30 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #inanimateobjects.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-13 10:30 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 4 public posts (spanning ~19972 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (4)
Avg boosts / post: 0.3
Top of the latest posts
A quotation from Judith Martin Machines do not have feelings. […] This is not to say that no inanimate objects have feelings — toys are loaded with feelings, for instance, and only a monster would break the heart of a rag doll.Judith Martin
The boiler just decided to give me a "I'm dead, get ready to sell your body parts" type moment but I feng shui'd the hell out of the area near the boiler, topped up the filling loop a tad and reset it a few times and it has decided to soldi
@steven I try to do more intermittent fasting b/c it one has proven health benefits but also b/c cooking is time consuming & tbh I love saving money on necessities so I can splurge #tools #inanimateObjects Food is important b/c it’s tied di
#inanimateobjects across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #inanimateobjects straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/inanimateobjects