#humorreal
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #humorreal from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-09 00:58 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-09 00:58 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-09 00:58 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 11 public posts (spanning ~12212 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: Spanish (10) · English (1)
Avg boosts / post: 0.2
Top of the latest posts
🪑 Hay gente que no va al baño. Se retira. Dice «voy un momento» y desaparece del mapa durante un tiempo sospechosamente largo. 😂 Y no siempre es porque haya una emergencia. A veces simplemente necesitas cinco minutos sin que nadie te preg
𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚊-𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚘𝚛 :mastodon: :whitespipixelheart:@claraalbor@masto.es♥ 4↻ 02026-09-12 15:59 UTCView post →Jueves: ese punto exacto entre el “puedo con todo” y el “que se acabe ya, por favor”. ☕😵💫 #jueves #humorreal #filosofíacotidiana
𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚊-𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚘𝚛 :mastodon: :whitespipixelheart:@claraalbor@masto.es♥ 2↻ 12025-11-06 13:21 UTCView post →Una vez entras en la edad adulta cada día es un dilema entre ¿estoy enferma o simplemente soy así? No lo sé. No he dormido mal, no he hecho nada extraño y aun así me duele algo nuevo. Sé que no es grave, es solo la edad adulta. ✿✿✿ #edadadu
𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚊-𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚘𝚛 :mastodon: :whitespipixelheart:@claraalbor@masto.es♥ 1↻ 02025-12-14 21:26 UTCView post →
#humorreal across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #humorreal straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/humorreal