#humanfurniture

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #humanfurniture from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
29
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 29
0
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 29
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-18 14:25 UTC
0
10-12
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10-13
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10-15
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10-18

0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-18 14:25 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #humanfurniture.

Live pulse

measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-18 14:25 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 29 public posts (spanning ~59508 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 06:00

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Languages: English (22) · French (7)

Avg boosts / post: 0.5

Top of the latest posts

  • https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/pleasure-furniture-hien-pham/ What could be better than kicking your feet back and playing some games with the bros? How about if the bro being used like a coffee table was getting off to it! Hien Pham cleans hou

    Oh Joy Sex Toy@OhJoySexToy@mastodon.social♥ 1↻ 12025-12-02 15:48 UTCView post →

  • 1065 • The life of a shop mannequin #femdom #gynarchy #femalesupremacy #humanobject #humanfurniture #humiliation #bdsm #bondage #femaledominance #femaledomination

    Dominan't - Femdom captions 🔞@dominan_t@mastodon.social♥ 0↻ 02026-08-29 06:40 UTCView post →

  • 1040 • On the usefulness of men as furniture #femdom #humanfurniture #humanobject #slaveboy #tiedandgagged #bdsm #bondage #femaledominance #femaledomination

    Dominan't - Femdom captions 🔞@dominan_t@mastodon.social♥ 0↻ 02026-08-01 06:21 UTCView post →

#humanfurniture across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #humanfurniture straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/humanfurniture