#googlesucks

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #googlesucks from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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1
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
1
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
1.3
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-17 07:35 UTC
0
10-11
0
10-12
0
10-13
0
10-14
0
10-15
1
10-16
0
10-17

1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-17 07:35 UTC
#googlesucksthelifeoutoftheinternet
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#googlesuckslol
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#googlesucksbutiamtoodensetousethealternatives
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#googlesucksballs
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d
#googlesucksorangecock
0 uses · 0 accounts / 7d

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-17 07:35 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~6084 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 15:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (39) · Dutch (1)

Avg boosts / post: 3

Top of the latest posts

  • In August, 2025, Google announced they're locking down Android in September, 2026. A friend told me about it in November, but I wasn't able to find anything to confirm it until recently. I'm guessing this is old news to devs, but maybe not

    Fishercat@Fishercat@kolektiva.social♥ 18↻ 392026-03-05 13:13 UTCView post →

  • I think I saw an image of a graffiti showing #SamAltman once which had text along the lines of: "Just five more billions, bro, I'm begging you" Can anyone help me find it? #AI #GoogleSucks

    Jürgen Hubert@juergen_hubert@mementomori.social♥ 17↻ 52026-07-03 18:13 UTCView post →

  • HT @bob #DHS Hunts Down 67-Year-Old #USCitizen Who Criticized Them in Email The Department of Homeland Security is using a little-known tool to go after its critics. Hafiz Rashid/ February 3, 2026 "The #Trump administration is targeting #Fr

    DoomsdaysCW@DoomsdaysCW@kolektiva.social♥ 5↻ 132026-02-04 17:54 UTCView post →

#googlesucks across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #googlesucks straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

X (Twitter) ↗Instagram ↗TikTok ↗Facebook ↗LinkedIn ↗YouTube ↗Threads ↗Bluesky ↗Mastodon ↗Reddit ↗Pinterest ↗Tumblr ↗

Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/googlesucks