#googlefail
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #googlefail from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-13 02:01 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
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measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-13 02:01 UTCLive pulse
measured · fosstodon.org (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-13 02:01 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 36 public posts (spanning ~64598 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00
Languages: English (33) · German (2) · Spanish (1)
Avg boosts / post: 2.5
Top of the latest posts
One of the ways in which the web is like an ecosystem is that a synthetic text spill in one part of it can leak into others. Here, someone has posted ChatGPT output (unclear to what end) and the Google indexed it. I learned of this particul
Prof. Emily M. Bender(she/her)@emilymbender@dair-community.social♥ 3↻ 782023-08-16 19:30 UTCView post →@zachleat I don’t see the situation as so bad (perhaps my employer is just more sane), but this https://www.wired.com/story/a-new-google-funded-data-center-will-be-powered-by-a-massive-gas-plant/ leads to deep depression. #GoogleFail #Globa
Oh boy, "kidney disappointment"—because calling it a "failure" was just too harsh for our delicate sensibilities! 🙄 Meanwhile, Google is busy flunking search queries like a malfunctioning hall monitor on a power trip, blocking us for darin
#googlefail across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #googlefail straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/googlefail