#geekjoke
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #geekjoke from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-13 20:11 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-13 20:11 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-13 20:11 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 19 public posts (spanning ~36164 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 10:00
Languages: English (18) · Catalan (1)
Avg boosts / post: 5.1
Top of the latest posts
"You know, if this is a software development team, there's something very strange about it." "You mean the way the C stays steady as a rock and the build system keeps washing up and down? Yes, I thought that was odd too." #HitchHiker #GeekJ
The existence of 'coreutils' implies the existence of 'reutils', in which the cp, mv and ln commands take their two arguments in the opposite order. #MathJoke #GeekJoke
@simontatham It also implies the existence of mantleutils and crustutils. #GeologyJoke #GeekJoke
#geekjoke across platforms
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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/geekjoke