#FuckWorkWednesday
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #FuckWorkWednesday from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #fuckworkwednesday
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-21 20:24 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-21 20:24 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #fuckworkwednesday.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-21 20:24 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 36 public posts (spanning ~6549 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 20:00
Languages: English (32) · Xhosa (1) · enCy (1) · Russian (1) · Greek (1)
Avg boosts / post: 2.4
Top of the latest posts
It's Wednesday fuck work #FuckWork #Wednesday #FuckWorkWednesday
#FuckWorkWednesday but consider, perhaps, #FuckWorkEveryDay
Happy #FuckWorkWednesday Happy #Wenbiesday Happy combination #FuckWorkWenbiesday Time theft goblin (uncommon)
#fuckworkwednesday across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fuckworkwednesday straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fuckworkwednesday