#fuckup
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #fuckup from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #fuckup
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-11 22:12 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-11 22:12 UTCLive pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-11 22:12 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~85795 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 00:00
Languages: English (23) · German (7) · Czech (3) · Russian (3) · Polish (2) · Dutch (1)
Avg boosts / post: 1.9
Top of the latest posts
Well I gotta say, moving #MastodonAU 's database to a pure SSD storage backend has made a massive difference. Whooohoo, she's much faster! The storage servers are a pair of #Dell R640s, with 2x Gold 6150 (2.7GHz 18 Cores each) and 256GB of
@benroyce The current government of #Afghanistan is due to another, earlier, #Trump #fuckup which BTW dropped #America's allies in it. #Russia is noted for a long view in the #GreatGame
Note to self: there's a magnet in the cover of my new laptop... I bought a copy of this MCI mail client on ebay. It was factory sealed. Before putting the disk in my #greaseweazle I placed it on my laptop keyboard. There's two magnets to he
What “fuckup” means
Wiktionary#fuckup across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #fuckup straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/fuckup