#farts
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #farts from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-08 23:27 UTCNo measured public usage for #farts in the last 7 days. That is a real result, and a good one to know: this hashtag is wide open right now. We show a dash before we ever show a made-up number. Browse the trending index for tags with live measurements.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-08 23:27 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #farts.
Live pulse
measured · Mastodon tag timeline · fetched 2026-10-08 23:27 UTCNo recent public posts found for #farts on Mastodon. Nothing measured, so nothing shown.
What “farts” means
Wiktionary · Wikipediafarts/fɑːɹts/
- nounAn emission of digestive gases from the anus; a flatus.
- verb(impolite) To emit digestive gases from the anus; to flatulate.
Flatulence is the expulsion of gas from the intestines via the anus, commonly referred to as farting. "Flatus" is the medical word for gas generated in the stomach or bowels. A proportion of intestinal gas may be swallowed environmental air; hence, flatus is not entirely generated in the stomach or bowels. The scientific study of this area of medicine is termed flatology. Passing gas is a normal bodily process. Flatus is brought to the rectum and pressurized by muscles in the intestines. It is n
“Flatulence” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#farts across platforms
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