#craptions
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #craptions from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #craptions
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-23 04:10 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-23 04:10 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #craptions.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-23 04:10 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~29401 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 07:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0.4
Top of the latest posts
Craptions on the YouTube channel for NYC Mayor's presser just rendered "The five boroughs" of NYC as "the five burrows". #Craptions #Accessibility #NYC
YouTube auto-captions rendering "Masai village" as "Messiah village". #Craptions #Ableism #LLM
YouTube's auto-captions have been getting worse for a while. Today, it rendered @mehdihasan as "Eddie Hustle" and while I'm sure Mehdi's schedule has him hustling about... EDIT: Just saw "Amish" transcribed as "Officer Justice". Craptions u
#craptions across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #craptions straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/craptions