#connerie
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #connerie from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #connerie
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-11 01:59 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-11 01:59 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #connerie.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-11 01:59 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~2377 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 14:00
Languages: French (38) · Spanish (2)
Avg boosts / post: 0.1
Top of the latest posts
Waaaa 👻 J’ai regardé la nécrologie, j’ai vue mon nom dans la liste.. Je crois que je ne le sais pas encore. Pourtant, je me pince et c’est douloureux. Je dois être en attente pour le meilleurs. 😄 Non, sûrement pas le paradis, c’est trop s
La connerie me colle à la peau.. À l’école, j’ai appris que la colle blanche protège des coups de martinet. À l’idiolescence, J’ai appris que la colle folle colle comme une folle. Ahh La colle!! J’ai le pouce et l’index collés ensemble.. Et
🎼 Everybody wants to rule the world. 🎶 🎼 Tout le monde veut diriger le monde. 🎶 Essayer de diriger le monde..? Qui sera le vaincu / la vaincue? Ça sonne scatologique mais non, un cul à la fois. Nous serons dirigés, austérisés, coupés de
#connerie across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #connerie straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/connerie