#CannotHaveNiceThings
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #CannotHaveNiceThings from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #cannothavenicethings
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-15 04:09 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mas.to (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-15 04:09 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #cannothavenicethings.
Live pulse
measured · mas.to (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-15 04:09 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 3 public posts (spanning ~2407 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (3)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
On #GLiNet_corp Comet #GLRM1 Remote KVM ... comment 20251031, by Matt B, https://www.servethehome.com/gl-inet-comet-gl-rm1-remote-kvm-device-mini-review/2/#comment-764713 -- constant ping of public DNS servers to flash LED; "[connects] to S
Fan Fan Fan — A limited time Fan Service@ax6761@freeradical.zone♥ 0↻ 02025-11-18 11:51 UTCView post →It's annoying when "web designers" mix up "header" and "heading". #cannotHaveNiceThings
Adult sites are stashing exploit code inside racy .#svg files: Running #JavaScript from inside an image? What could possibly go wrong? 20250808, by Dan G, https://arstechnica.com/security/2025/08/adult-sites-use-malicious-svg-files-to-rack-
Fan Fan Fan — A limited time Fan Service@ax6761@freeradical.zone♥ 0↻ 02025-08-10 04:52 UTCView post →
#cannothavenicethings across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #cannothavenicethings straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/cannothavenicethings