#Borowitzreport

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Borowitzreport from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
0
Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
40
Recent posts
Mastodon
~0/hr
Recent pace
Mastodon · last 40
0.8
Avg reactions / post
Mastodon · last 40
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-19 22:20 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-19 22:20 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #borowitzreport.

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-19 22:20 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~10332 hours).

Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 12:00

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (21)

Avg boosts / post: 0.4

Top of the latest posts

  • The #BorowitzReport is having a blast this week... "Study Links Trump Being President to Increased Use of Tylenol" https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/study-links-trump-being-president #USpol #USPolitics #satire

    John Gordon 📷@Bluedonkey♥ 11↻ 82025-09-23 16:18 UTCView post →

  • “Anyone who thinks this administration is going to run out of assholes any time soon better think again,” Miller told reporters. “We have a very deep bench.” Another classic from the #BorowitzReport #USPol #USPolitics https://www.borowitzre

    John Gordon 📷@Bluedonkey♥ 4↻ 32026-01-27 16:49 UTCView post →

  • Satire really shouldn't be this close to the truth... ≪Turning to Vice President JD Vance, Zelenskyy scolded, “Ukraine has kept Russia from attacking NATO for four years, and you haven’t said ‘thank you’ once.”≫ https://www.borowitzreport.c

    John Gordon 📷@Bluedonkey♥ 2↻ 02026-03-17 20:26 UTCView post →

#borowitzreport across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #borowitzreport straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/borowitzreport