#asteroidnowplease

Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #asteroidnowplease from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.

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0
Uses / 7 days
Mastodon
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Accounts / 7 days
Mastodon
2
Recent posts
Mastodon
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Recent pace
Mastodon · last 2
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Mastodon · last 2
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Reddit posts / month
Reddit search
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Open-web mentions
hashtag.org Firehose

Day-by-day usage

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-23 04:19 UTC
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0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.

Related hashtags

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-23 04:19 UTC

No related tags with measured usage found for #asteroidnowplease.

Live pulse

measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-23 04:19 UTC

Everything below is measured over the latest 2 public posts (spanning ~22673 hours).

Posting hours (UTC)

00:0012:0023:00

Languages: English (1)

Avg boosts / post: 0

Top of the latest posts

  • Is this an Aprils Fools joke? Are there truly such pointless things? Are there really such peeps with more money than sense that actually buy such things? #wearetotallyfucked #asteroidnowplease RE: https://social.lol/users/techlore/statuses

    Droppie@MsDropbear42@blahaj.zone♥ 0↻ 02025-10-23 23:12 UTCView post →

  • Oh, damn. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/mar/24/city-killer-asteroid-to-pass-harmlessly-between-earth-and-moon I'll need to book another one, then. #WeAreTotallyFscked and #WeAreSelfishCruelBastards ergo #AsteroidNowPlease

    MsDropbear 🌈♀:arch: :plasma:@dropbear42@fosstodon.org♥ 0↻ 02023-03-24 05:46 UTCView post →

#asteroidnowplease across platforms

every network with a public tag surface

Follow #asteroidnowplease straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.

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Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/asteroidnowplease